TRAILER TANTRUM: TV spot for "Superman V Batman".

1. I'm going to assume that Batman is very much aware that Superman is invulnerable and that ramming him with the Batmobile is at best, meant to be taken metaphorically. At worst, he's saying "I've got a whole fleet of these fuckers and one of these times, it's gonna leave a mark".

2. I'm hoping that the Synderverse version of Alfred can do auto repair because at the very least, the suspension is jacked. And if Bruce Wayne has it towed to a Pep Boys, someone gonna catch wise real quick.

3. "Do you bleed?"
Hey Bat-Brain, YOU JUST HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR AND HE'S STILL STANDING!!
At this point, The Joker has to be asking himself, "How do I keep losing to this guy?".

I want to like this movie. I like Superman. I like Batman. I'm rooting for Affleck to be awesome in this role so it gives him clout to direct more movies. I'm on record as liking Cavill as Superman. (Even though the movie that surrounded him last time gave me a splitting headache.)
But everytime I see footage from this thing, I can imagine Kevin Fiege laughing his ass off and then green-lighting a"Howard The Duck" movie just to taunt DC further.

 

Posted on January 14, 2016 and filed under Movies, Superheroes.