The sounds of Area 51.
What the CIA says: The UFO's were spy planes we used to spy on the soviets.
What UFO theorists hears: We're putting out a week ass cover story that sounds plausible to the sheeple and will marginalize you troublemakers further. And BTW, the aliens are totally helping out with the FEMA camps.
What Dean Delvin hears: You now have to spend another three months re-writing the ID42 script.
What a Sirius executive hears: You picked the perfect time to scoop up Art Bell .
What Art Bell hears: CH-CHING!!!